Sabrina Carpenter Unveils Cheeky Breakup Anthem “Never Getting Laid” as Part of New Album Release

August 29, 2025 (Los Angeles) - Today, pop sensation Sabrina Carpenter dropped her seventh studio album, Man’s Best Friend, lead by a series of candid, tongue-in-cheek tracks-none more striking than “Never Getting Laid.” The seventh song on the 12-track record pairs dreamy, ’70s-inspired production with scathing breakup lyrics, marking Carpenter’s boldest moment yet.

In “Never Getting Laid,” Carpenter confronts an ex-lover’s wandering nature with unapologetic wit. She quips, “I just wish you didn’t have a mind / That could flip like a switch…Wish you a lifetime full of happiness and a forever of never getting laid,” combining high-road platitudes with less-charitable desires for her former partner. The track closes with a Judy Garland-inspired flourish: “At the end of the rainbow, I hope you find a good whole lot of nothing… abstinence is just a state of mind”.

The song’s release has already sparked conversation across social media and entertainment outlets. In a deep-dive article published today, Bustle explains that the lyrics serve as both a playful jab and a cunning reclamation of power after heartbreak, highlighting Carpenter’s evolution as a songwriter unafraid to blend humor with raw emotion.

Man’s Best Friend also generated buzz for its provocative cover art and bawdy lyricism. Us Weekly named “Never Getting Laid” among the album’s funniest lines, noting Carpenter’s gleeful wish for her ex to develop agoraphobia and embrace lifelong abstinence-a twist that underscores the track’s dark comedy and self-assured delivery.

Carpenter previewed the album this week in a CBS Mornings interview, defending her explicit content as a form of liberation: “It’s TMI for some-but at the end of the day, it’s just fun,” she said, emphasizing that the record isn’t meant for “pearl clutchers” but rather for listeners ready to laugh along in private.

With Man’s Best Friend now available on all streaming platforms, “Never Getting Laid” is poised to become a breakout moment, showcasing Sabrina Carpenter’s sharp lyrical wit and reaffirming her place as one of pop’s most daring new voices.